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Weiner pictures

You know, they were called that before but now the name… sticks. Hard-fast… Sticks and balls… Stop me.

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Spell Checkers Suck.

“Lyophilized” wanted to be “pedophilia.” That’s not even close. Not even a little. And it’s byproduct. Not bi-product. I know spell checker wanted to change your “biproduct” into something hyphenated, but unless you mean to say it’s a product that … Continue reading

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You’re talking a lot but you’re not saying anything.

“Climates have changed to a surprising degree.” I know. Dude. 14°C blows my mind.

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Cut them off.

Someone needs to take away thesaurus access from spammers. They’re blissful, excited, pleased, happy, relieved, enchanted and delighted to have read this blog because it’s just what they were looking for, interesting, fascinating, amazing, insightful, revolutionary, captivating, impressive, thought-provoking, unusual, … Continue reading

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The Joy of Sex

No, that’s not the right title. I really like not having a car. I don’t have to pay for it or its upkeep. There are no insurance payments, and I can feel good about reducing my carbon footprint (and not … Continue reading

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I just got edited.

I’m so happy. Someone pointed out how my writing could be improved and gave some… some… good advice. And they got their point across without me losing an eye. I’m so pleased. It’s early and I already learned something.

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How to cook crap

Typos, continued. “Carp,” I believe it was meant to say.

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ba da bing…

Yes, the universe is expanding. (No, I don’t think universe should be capitalized because I can’t convince myself beyond a reasonable doubt that ours is the only one. I won’t ding you for that because I think it’s a matter … Continue reading

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shoes and customs

So, after having tried to get my shoes from the customs office in Heidelberg Monday morning and waiting the better part of an hour for two people to go ahead of me, I left. I went back there this morning. … Continue reading

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Huckabee and Trump… aw.

It’s really too bad Trump took himself out of the race for president. It’s pretty obvious he’s got some financial skeletons in his closet. Recovering from bankrupting a casino must have caused him to pull a few tricks out of … Continue reading

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